You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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