That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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