is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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