You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
As shirtless as possible
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
