we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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