He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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