Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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