Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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