ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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