He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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