Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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