We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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