I must be too annoying 4 u.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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