I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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