Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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