I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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