Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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