Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
birth control should be required to get into college
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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