so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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