He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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