Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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