Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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