I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it because I queefed?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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