why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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