I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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