So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
