i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
