careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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