Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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