Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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