hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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