so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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