dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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