He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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