I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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