I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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