I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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