Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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