Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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