So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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