Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
