you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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