somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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