Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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