Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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