he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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