no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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