I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
tell me about the eggs
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
