Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we made out on top of his cat.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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