i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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