Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
