O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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