Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
