Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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