At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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