so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you win again, gameday.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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