New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
