guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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