god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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