i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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