Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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