Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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