maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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